Alvin Wang

Alvin poses for "Boy's Life" magazine

Younger brother of 1998 Callahan nominee Leo Wang, Alvin will never escape the suffocating presence of his brother's shadow. Although he is taller, faster, and more athletic, his non-buff physique and frequent boo-boos make Alvin a pussy- even though he did win 32 high school tennis tournaments for the Fremd Foxes. Although he was initially distrusted due to his overwhelming ego, Alvin has gradually gained status as team sweetheart. Being a tall man, Alvin's digestive tract is much longer than that of most humans. Alvin completes the FIST Asian trinity, although there is still much controversy as to whether he is the son or the holy spirit, although Shawn Kuo is slowly moving towards sainthood. His showed disc against UNC-W almost created our first team brawl and garnered major props from Jarrett. Only a sophomore, Alvin will swallow college ultimate entirely in his 5th year of playing.

Height: 6'5"
Weight: 200 lbs minus gold Jesus chain
Wang: Alvin
Quotable Quotes: "Yeah, like they'd send you long."