David Ignatius Swedler

Swedler, off to a huge lead at second

David Swedler has come a long way for FIST. Just in the past year Swedler has transformed from an annoying, skinny but fast pale dude into an annoying, skinny and blazingly fast pale dude; and FIST loves him for it. We have seen him chase after un-D-able, un-catch-able, un-imagin-able throws and come down with them in his back pocket... in the process, bending space-time and warping relativelty around his pinky finger. Unfortunately for Dave (and for us as it would be), whenever he approaches velocities near the universe's speed limit, nuetrinos and dark matter shoot out of his ass. As a microbiology major, Dave has a bright future in front of him and we look forward to seeing a solid player in the years to come. It's just a matter of balancing the infinite mass and zero length paradox of Einstein's theories.

Height: 5'10"
Weight: skin and bones
Likes: Metallica, long walks on the beach, arguing
Cuts Hair: Every 2 weeks
Quotable Quotes: "Huh Huh Huh, The reasons for walking are simple,...blah blah blah... see I am right and you are dumb."

Dave's gorgeous sister!