Finding the Solomon lamp was no easy task
Height: 1.1 JR's
Weight: 120 lbs. + genie lamp
Nickname: The Genie
Age: Unknown
Quotable Quotes: "I am Eytan Solomon... the GREAT!"
| Eytan Micah Solomon |
Finding the Solomon lamp was no easy task |
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Eytan spent his undergraduate days at the Columbia College Genie Development School. After casting a wicked spell on a girl that had a crush on him, Eytan was bottled up and banished to spend the next 3 centuries in the South Farms of Champaign, Illinois. Upon the team’s discovery, we roused the well-trained genie and were granted three wishes, of course with the ‘no unlimited wish’ disclaimer. We wisely used the first two wishes for two kegs of Special Export at an all guy ultimate party in Bill’s apartment. The last wish was reserved for Eytan’s freedom at a place and time to be determined later. Eytan had no trouble at all adjusting to the team. He became a pretty solid driver on roadtrips as long as we strapped a block of wood to the gas petal for him. He also was able to find some comfortable sleeping areas such as underneath the bathroom sink in a cramped Best Western hotel room. Eytan is one of two people on the team that require a booster seat when we eat out at restaurants. Possibly his greatest strengths are his ability to move the disc quickly and being able to get open for the disc underneath people’s legs. Eytan sometimes laughs like a school girl, which is unrelated to the above activity.
Height: 1.1 JR's |