Kyle Romberg

And he claims he's a gentile

Kyle makes the DI front page with no cleats on

Standing at a staggering 6'1" (he swears he's taller), Kyle has transformed from his role sophomore year as B3 to being one of FIST's top handlers. But while his throws have improved significantly, he still runs at the steady gait of a 3-legged dog. A man constantly under scrutiny for his ambiguous associations with the Hebrew faith, Kyle plans to move somewhere, join a mediocre club team and fail miserably in his attempts to acheive independence. One of two vegetarians on the team, he is also one of two FIST members currently involved with women's team captains. (although nobody thinks John-O and Stacy will last). The official FIST graphic designer, a role stolen from under the nose of the more talented Brian Schwartz, Kyle designed the regionals discs currently sitting in a box in someone's basement. His tumultuous love/hate relationship with Joe has been changed to love, and replaced with homoerotic pursuit by Jacob. Frankly, he would rather go back to fighting with Joe.

Height: 6'1"
Weight: 175
Hair: Not unlike Rod Flanders; entering dreadlock territory; will soon be shorn
Quotable Quotes: "Guys, who wants to go over and watch the women's team play?"