Height: 6'3" with astropuff
Weight: 8 ounces
Nickname: Puff Puff
Favorite Instrument: didgeridoo
Quote: "I hope you go straight to hell, I really mean that"
Where is everybody?
| Eric Matthew Richardson | |
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We may never know what this young man is thinking.
We may never fully understand where his mind is.
However, it's clear that Eric plays some of the tightest defense on the team. His lightning quickness
and jumping ability have allowed him to get higher than any member of FIST. Being the team's stretching
guru is not an easy task but Eric makes it look bathhouse gay, contorting his body into weird
pretzel shapes, never forgetting to explain the sexual positions he has mastered along the way. Even though
he often forgets what play was called, what the force was, or what day it is, he always brings his tough
defense and really bathhouse gay 90 degree invert forehands. Eric makes extremely goofy, arm-twirling,
and knee breaking cuts, but he manages to get open when necessary. Eric created the first full-body car
exercise for people that spend a lot of time on the road. He also is quite an entrepreneur, looking to
start a go-kart track on campus where drinking and driving is not only permitted but mandatory. He wants
to call it "The Bathhouse." Sure Eric looks like a harmless guy, but don't piss him off. He once gave a
lop-sided massage to an ex-girlfriend in order to get even with her. Take that.
Height: 6'3" with astropuff |
Where is everybody? |