Mike gives love to the West Siiide
Height: 6'0"
Weight: all beef
Scores: often
Favorite Food: "Spaghetti!"
| Mike McGrath | |
Mike gives love to the West Siiide |
I have recently been informed that Mike is the second oldest eligible player on our team, making
him superior to Bang. Mike has been playing with many of us since freshman/sophomore years and has been
playing with himself since he was 5. Known to the ladies as "The Terminator" for his highly relaxed
demeanor and uncanny resemblance to an action figure, Mike is planning on leading the rookies to victory
and away from the all-male block of Bourbon Street at this year's Mardi Gras tournament. He has been known
to relay fantastic tales of making out with strange women, which apparently happens when we are all turned
the other way. Due to his unparalleled muscle tone, he is the only member of the team who makes Xi Xia look
like a puss. Mike plans to be a doctor one day, one thing that makes us all wary of socialized medicine.
Height: 6'0" |