Shawn Kuo, (Koo-`OH not Kwo) the quietest, short, left handed asian on the team.
(Not to be confused with our 6'7" ninny asian, our blood lusting asian, or our Krang asian).

Banzai!

One would guess that Shawn is inordinately popular because he didn't live in the dorm his freshman year, but we later found out that he got his apartment so he could be closer to his fax machine. As a result he has earned a reputation as a workaholic Kasparov like genius. That, coupled with the pressure to retain family honor by getting good grades forced Shawn to take a brief hiatus from ultimate to review his ECE notes. Finally, Kuo has made his triumphant return as secretary of the FIST Asian Alliance and good things are expected of him. In his apartment, Mr. smarty pants frequently hosts the biweekly Asian Arriance meetings where they discuss upcoming ninja attacks, kamakzi raids and flied lice recipes. As the newest member of this prestigious club, the other guys pick on Shawn and make him stay up past bedtime to write the minutes and clean the Bushido blades. Hopefully they'll let up soon so he can focus on his schoolwork.

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 155 lbs.
Recognizable Attributes: Half dollar nipples.
Quotable Quotes: "yeah... that class was hard... and I thought I failed the final... but I got an A somehow"