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Although he consists of only a brain, Krang's
nameless body provides him with the mobility necessary to play ultimate. Krang's proudest day came when Katie explained to him how
to remove a bra with one hand. We are all looking forward to the day when he
can put this newfound skill into practice. However, Alvin will somehow move in on his chick
before he gets to 2nd base. Next year, we will explain to Krang
the significance of the "base" system. Krang
almost lost his life after an ill-advised comment to the captain of the Notre
Dame women's team, who could have crushed his puny body. His game is getting
progressively worse the more he kills his fragile brain with a mixture of
straight vodka and "Magic: the Gathering". Quite possibly the most
reckless driver of vans on the team, Krang is a
sophomore in something. He plans to do something someday. We doubt it.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 98 lbs, soaking wet with concrete boots on
Density: 10 kg/m^3
Brain Mass: 94 lbs
Quotable Quotes: "Tonight we dine on turtle soup!",
the time he started yelling at his family in Korean to get off the field at
Tune-Up.
Krang's exciting run for Callahan
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