Aleck picks up the disc
Aleck... err... Jesus befriends some non-believers
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 185, with Jesus Beard
Last Seen: 0 A.D.
Quotable Quotes: "I am King of the Jews!"
| Aleck C. Johnsen | |
Aleck picks up the disc |
Aleck... err... Jesus befriends some non-believers |
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One of the most scary members of FIST, it isn't for his ripped
muscles but instead his creepy demeanor. Aleck has been known to stare at fellow teammates for
hours on end with his dead and lifeless eyes. He assures us he's just trying to get in our heads,
but we know the sick and demented thoughts looming in his mind. Aleck may be the only player
in Illinois history to successfully return to Ultimate after a year-long retreat for personal
reflection. (Although everyone anticipates the return of Joel soon, the true white Jesus) Aleck
has worried everyone on the team with his flipper forehand grip, and has sparked quite a discussion
about proper throwing form. Aleck refuses to listen to reason and blindly follows his throwing faith.
Foolish, but just try to tell JC he can't walk on water.
Height: 6'0" |
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