William Finn

The chances for making a completion increase as Bill closes his eyes

Dumb. Really dumb. In fact one time he tried to put a decoder keypad gate into an output port of the microcontroller without decoupling the modulator frequencies... what an idiot. Needless to say his grades are dependent on other members of the team, particularly in ECE lab where he couldn't even debug a 2-gated circuit without Hagen's watchful eye. What surprises the team the most is how much he sucks at ultimate, although it isn't from lack of trying. Bill has never missed a practice and would rather miss finals before sacrificing 'Ultimate time'. Not the best spirit on the field, blatant fouls and heated disputes are tools that Bill relies on to win. Bill rarely comes down with the disc and never has caught a pass with his eyes open. Bill, Please quit the team.

Height: 6'4"
Weight: 205 lbs.
Most humiliating moment: Getting cock slapped by lab partner in front of the head TA in ECE 249
Quotable Quotes: "Where did you put all of the hot girls?"