| Brian James Fifarek | |
 Fife-dawg about to flex |
Fife is the most beautiful man to ever be born on earth.
What grace, what physique. His muscles are sculpted like
Michelangelo's David and his
biceps have more definition than Webster himself. According to undisclosed sources, Fife
has the quickest hands in the business. Combine that with dashing good looks, a well-toned
muscular system, and a dick wider than it is long, you got yourself a superstar. Fifarek
loves to play and his positive attitude goes a long on the field and in team huddles.
Unfortunately, a conflicting schedule and a job as an RA has kept him from fulfilling his
true potential. FIST understands how challenging it is to balance out Ultimate with jobs,
muscles, and wives (oops, girlfriends). Most of the team feels that Fife's girlfriend has taken
the Fife out of Fifarek, the musc out of muscles, the FIST out of physique, the balls out of
the pants. It is predicted that Fifarek will save himself just seconds before certain doom.
But, as long as there are these variables lingering in Brian's life, he will just have to deal
with his mediocrity on the field.
Height: 6'2" |