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click HERE for Joe's pornographic gallery!
or look for Coach
Joe
Some men just need the poonani. Joe is one of those
men. Every girl on campus has a fleeting place in his twisted sexalogical manifesto. Consistently endorses the most foul carnality on and off the field. Wishes he had a
pair of Sauconys like his roomates,
but is walking the fine line of the Dawson/Pacey
relationship with Jarrett. Most self-confident, well adjusted member of FIST;
Joe often breaks into tearful episodes of remorse and self-loathing. On the
upside, this gives him the willingness to sacrifice his health for the disc.
One of the team's top handlers on the field and in the men's room, Joe is the
only second year captain and may be next year if he can't get a job in the
field of engineering for pornographic applications.
Height: 6'0"
Weight: vascillating a-la Oprah Winfrey.
Has scored with: Your mother and everyone you care about.
Looks like: TV's Peter Gallagher
Quotable Quotes: "Fuck her!", "Guys, I have a problem.",
"You're just mad because you only have two more good years of ultimate
left"
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