| Jacob "Hype" Dee | |
 Hype works mark on some po' punk biatch |
 So that's what that looks like... |
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Jacob has made repeated sexual overtures toward Kyle, but has only been met with vigilant, sleep-with-
one-eye-open homophobia. Everyone was really pissed when he cut his hair, (none more than the women's
team) but relieved when he cut his circa-1911 coal miner hairdo. Pursuing a degree in english, with a minor in not
having any marketable job skills. Team leader in pussing out on layouts, drinking Shirley Temples and
pretentious word choice. Lives in "The Heart of Darkness" with Mr. T and Dos Equis. According to self,
nobody on the team can match his forehand hucks -therefore he may as well not practice backhands.
Interested in deconstructive criticism, new historicism and female adolescent sexuality. Co-founded
the FIST Hillel branch with Kyle, who swears his grandparents fled Germany for economic reasons.
Height: 6'0" |
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