John Conour

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We have all seen John-O's unit. Many of us have actually seen him play, but the younger guys only know him by lore. Currently pursuing a doctorate in the study of the terminal end of the digestive system (I believe it is called "poopology"), John-O may be the oldest eligible player in college ultimate. Lives with his wife Stacy (the oldest eligible women's player in college ultimate) and his cat Nico (the oldest eligible cat in college ultimate). Since marrying, John-O has come to have a greater appreciation of board games and Schweppes Ginger Ale. Huge hucks, great athleticism and willingness to throw crossfield, crosswind hammers make John-O an invaluable asset to the team. He also has the best hair on the team, not counting Jacob circa 1997-1999

Height: 6'1"
Weight: increasing with age
Wardrobe: stolen from Dexy's Midnight Runners
Quotable Quotes: "Let's go to St. Louis and stick our dicks in everything", "Buford T. Justice- I can still get it up -just can't get it in!"