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Later that night
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Nathan Bosscher is the sweetest sweetie of a sweetheart that
ever lived. You wish your sister were dating Nate.
You'd want your daughter to be dating Nate. Hell,
you wish you were dating Nate. After a terrible
love tragedy that occurred during his freshman year at Calvin College,
Nate has never spoken to a girl since. Instead, he
immerses himself in schoolwork, taking one class each semester. Acquired in
an off season trade with Calvin College for a bag of wooden crosses and an
empty promise of eternal happiness with God, Nate
brings with him a type of personality that everyone likes to pick on. Random
tabletops, ice cream shoved in his face, and tea baggings
(we should have told you) have brought Nate to near
breakdown. His sister is hot as hell, and we all dream about scoring with
her, but someone in West Virginia
beat us to it. On the way back from North Carolina
at a rest stop in West Vaginia,
we found a pair of her pink Minnie Mouse undies
under a tree. No one knows how old Nate's sister
is, but we are guessing she's older than six.
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 200 lovable pounds
Nicknames: The Boss
Religion: Calvinist
Quotable Quotes: "Guys, those are not my sister's underwear, I
swear."
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