| Jarrett Bialek | |
 a very sexy cherokee
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Jarrett, our third captain by virtue of affirmative action, is the only member of FIST who will come
to a party in a motorcycle helmet drinking Meisterbrau. Jarrett is in charge of Cary Grove, where his
parents were forced to move after president Andrew Jackson, a white man, sent his people on the trail
of tears. Knows where to get stuff cheap, hasn't
mastered the fine art of personal hygeine. Team record holder for most money borrowed from teammates.
Will make first million by age 23, will be broke 2 months later. Nobody really knows if Jarrett is
good or not, but his ability to show the disc to superior players keeps him at the top of the depth
chart. A very deceptive and blindingly fast forehand cock. Will never win award for best spirit. Height: 6'0" Weight: 10 cases of Beast Light You may find him at: Taco Bell with a smuggled cup. Other marketable skills: Freestyle walking, Mesh hat modeling, daunting ability to grow facial hair. Quotable Quotes: "I will fuck you after the game!", "Yo soy el nino!" |
