Chris Berry

Chris before and after beard
Known to his closest companions as "beardo", Chris is the only member of FIST with better facial hair than Jarrett. Chris is also the team president and the proud owner of the world's sweetest $400 car. Suffering from permanent injuries to all bodily joints, Chris plans on riding out the season in the engineering quad and making his triumphant return at regionals. The only man on the team with hops to rival Mr. T's, Chris attended IMSA, the alma mater of "Big D" Derek Houston, and someone else whose name escapes me at the moment. Chris is very attached to his Gaia visor, his socks and his girlfriend Katherine, who refuses to fraternize with the ultimate team. Chris' parents have been known to show up to more tournaments than him.

Height: 5'10"
Weight: Focused mainly in his facial hair.
Quotable Quotes: "I've been on this team for 4 years and the only goddamn nickname I can get is "beardo!""