| Chris Berry |
![]() ![]() Chris before and after beard |
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Known to his closest companions as "beardo", Chris is the only member of FIST with better facial
hair than Jarrett. Chris is also the team president and the proud owner of the
world's sweetest $400 car. Suffering from permanent injuries to all bodily joints, Chris plans on
riding out the season in the engineering quad and making his triumphant return at regionals. The only
man on the team with hops to rival Mr. T's, Chris attended IMSA, the alma mater of "Big D" Derek Houston,
and someone else whose name escapes me at the moment. Chris is very attached to his Gaia visor, his
socks and his girlfriend Katherine, who refuses to fraternize with the ultimate team. Chris' parents
have been known to show up to more tournaments than him.
Height: 5'10" |