| Brian M Benjamin |
 Benjamin's flowing locks were a divine source of power and wisdom |
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Brian Benjamin is not your typical mesh hat-wearing hippie. He is a jewish mesh hat-wearing hippie. Benjamin is a business major and claims ‘everything is going alright,’ despite the constant ridicule from teammates for having such a weak major. FIST is considerably lucky however that the next team treasurer will be from that department, but more importantly of course, that he’s jewish. Benjamin was stuck on the B-team for two years and he thinks that growing long hair made all of the difference. We were all therefore saddened to see his beautiful mane hacked off in a Samson and Delilah sob story. At the peak of its growth, his hair could have been sculpted into any number of fashionable styles but he seemed to choose a girly-bob look. Needless to say, many of us confused Benjamin for Jacob’s mom. In the summertime, Brian is a leader at a jew camp for rich kids in the Wisconsin Dells. He was voted counselor of the year in 2003 and because of this, he aspires to bring the rich brats into Canada for one hell of an adventure. The only other thing that Benjamin wants is to date a high power business woman. It would not surprise anyone then that his ex-girlfriend dropped out of business school. Benjamin feels great about getting rid of her but has failed to realize that the real reason for the breakup was his uncircumcised penis.
Height: 6'0" |
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