| Curtis Austin Beard |
 Who did you expect |
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The odds of getting a royal flush in a
standard poker game are 1:1,677,320. The same odds exist for landing a Curtis
Beard on your ultimate team. Not many people have the middle name Austin, and
not many people get to compete for greatness in a city named after his own greatness.
Curtis joined the team for one reason: to win all imaginable eating contests.
Not only does Curtis win, but he wins big. In just one attempt he broke the former
team glutton's amazing Wendy's Challenge record finishing in less than 11 minutes.
Curtis does not only race the clock though. He has outlasted opponents in burrito
buster events, conquered others in the rotting food binge fest, and finished with high
honors in the amazing General Tso's endurance contest. Curtis takes no prisoners and
enters every contest with the will of a fighter, forcing his competitors to yarf along
the way. Curtis is also the best anchor any boat race team could ask for. We expect
huge things from Curtis at nationals, whether it is on the field or in a fast-food restaurant.
Height: 5'7" |