Jim Bang

ladies eat your hearts out

You may not know Jim Bang, but you've probably argued with him. Known for his cool demeanor and long flaxen hair (which is now short flaxen hair), Bang can come down with anything in the end zone due to his novelty-sized rec specs. Second oldest member of FIST only to John-O. Pursuing his masters in economics with a bachelors from lowly Truman State University (where he claims to have invented ultimate in 1968), Bang likes to drink discs of beer at the Esquire and the Brass Rail and attempt to date the students in his section classes. The only man with a name to match his explosiveness.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: half a horse
Vision: 65/15
Quotable Quote: "That man has no soul!"